Maybe once a day on the Internet, you have to stop and ask yourself, "Is this real?" Usually it's a story about Sarah Palin's fifth grade education level or a photoshopped cat eating the John Hancock building. Today, it's a game where you get to play as private security contractors made infamous by events in Fallujah, Iraq. Look at the promo photo above. These guys are so badass, they don't even wear helmets. They're way too extreme for helmets, bro.