Monday, November 2, 2009

Weekend Report


Over 300 people showed up for Fan Letter at MICA, Charm City Cakes delivers a giant E, girl Jamie - I wish you would have come to the after party, Furtherest From is getting bazaar (severed heads, more CCD creepiness), LOF/t scariness that I want no part of, alligator hat, Greg’s getting taxed (sucks), more writing and that’s about it, Salts is being so good – no more peeing on my couch, made dinner for Lauren and Jay, 3 trick or treaters, 20 most extreme disasters where people only manage to get maimed, Rosie the Riveter - two Max's - Bender (the robot), human koosh ball, I managed to ram my face into a screen door AND step in dog poop at a party, Uparna wants to organize a date for me, Fell’s Point is full of half naked women and shivering shirtless dudes, Jamie moves out of the Narrow House, confessions over mac & beers, some of the weirdest dreams ever (me and Vanessa when we were 19, tears, love, Vanessa turns an infant into a kitten, I shoot this family with a shotgun because they are coming at me with kitchen knives) and now that presentation I thought I had to give has been rescheduled for next Monday.

4 comments:

Adam R said...

Salts made dinner? OK, I'll adopt your cat.

Justin Sirois said...

She's a wonder, ain't she?

Jamie Gaughran-Perez said...

Dude... infant into kitten is Rupert-brilliant... though Rupert's kitten would immediately cough up a hairball and it would smell like the best dinner you'd ever eaten.

I will miss the Estates at Gwynn Oak. This summer was underutilized. I'm gonna come up for sleepovers. And fire.

Justin Sirois said...

Rupert would turn the kitten into boiled ham or some sort of lunch meat/neck meat pile of human.

Sleepovers and pork chops on the grill and fire and and and...